Midnight Culmination

Shamelessly Making Out in Tampa and St. Petersburg

Friday, August 20, 2004

Quit Yer Bitchin'

The library here sucks.

The schools are garbage.

The roads are in embarrassing disrepair.

The police are mainly ineffectual.

The public parks and graveyards are poorly maintained.

Animal control is practically non-existent.

Our mayor does almost nothing.

The prisons are nicer than public housing.

Yet, you are unwilling to pay three grand in property taxes?!?!?!

Golden handcuff syndrome, my ass.

Christ almighty, at least it's warm in the winter.